Explosion in the Locker Room

**Colton Charles Cai Cobb** on Wed Feb 22, 2012 12:53 am

Loud crashing is heard as furniture is sent flying into the air, with a loud "THUNK!", The Charismatic Crippler Colton Charles Cai Cobb knocks a locker door off it's hinges. His anger still unabated, C4 then proceeds to vent his fury on the water cooler leaving the locker room in shambles.

Colton Charles Cai Cobb: "A fuckin' draw?! That referee counted to fast... How could I the great Colton Charles Cai Cobb who is superior in every way get a fuckin' draw against a fake Japanese masked poser in my debut match?! This is not acceptable... Not acceptable at all..."

Colton Charles Cai Cobb resumes his attacks on the ravaged locker room.

Colton Charles Cai Cobb: "This needs to be settled but instead they have me fighting someone who is practically rotting before our very eyes, heck his penis may rot off any second! Well, I'll just have to permanently bury Zombie and refocus on Shogun for the next time Shogun and I meet in that ring, I shall make sure it ends convincingly with me standing as the victor and that masked poser wheeled out in a gurney."

In a huff, the fuming and arrogant wrestler exits the locker room slamming the door behind him as the scene cuts to black.